fuocogo:

assgod:

fuck-eater:

reyviving:

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

Me introducing myself

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

ass-master-2000:

Very Unsettling Threats:

• I will boil your teeth

• I swear to god I will fill your sinuses with urine

• I will invert your rib cage

• I will squeeze your kneecaps

• I’m gonna harvest your toes

• I will pour cement into your ears

This is by no means a complete list; please feel free to add what you like :)

why do these all sound like assaults in bitlife?

libracharm:

imagine making dinner with someone you love,,, drinking wine, listening to music, kissing,, wow

hiyokoko:

hiyokoko:

fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..

antigeneticsociety:

catchurch:

quit posting/reblogging pictures of sick or injured children
quit posting/reblogging pictures of sleeping children
quit posting/reblogging pictures of crying children
quit posting/reblogging pictures of CHILDREN, someone’s CHILD, with vent text/glitter text about YOUR trauma, especially sexual trauma
quit posting/reblogging pictures of kids unless it’s a family photo you absolute fucking freaks

especially kids holding cigarettes/doing adult things. i’ve seen so many pictures of kids holding cigarettes or pipes or bongs on people’s blogs. turns out one of those pictures, which i’ve seen a handful of times on various aesthetic blogs, was part of a C/P collection. the girl in the photo was murdered. 

quit posting/reblogging pictures of children. i don’t care if it’s for coping. i don’t care what trauma you had. keep pictures of someone’s baby, someone’s child, off of your aesthetic blog you sketchy, creepy motherfuckers.

(this clearly is about a certain type of photos, not stock images, so don’t even try)

tredlocity:

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

richard-maddens:

y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux

the black men: i beg u excuse me

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

webhex: